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| Billing information | |
| Ring name(s) | Jack Swagger Jake Hager |
| Nickname | The All American American The Real American |
| Height | 6ft 7inches (Presumed, source unreliable) |
| Weight | 275 lbs (Presumed, source unreliable) |
| Born | March 24, 1982 (Presumed, source unreliable) |
| Hometown | Perry, Oklahoma (Presumed, source unreliable) |
| Theme music | Unknown |
| Affiliation(s) | Nobody |
| Federation(s) | REDACTED |
| Brand(s) | Nowhere |
| Previous federations | The Primordial Bang (Presumed, source unreliable) |
| Wrestling information | |
| Role | Unknown |
| Gimmick | We aren't aware of one |
| Alignment | Face (Presumed, source unreliable) |
| Wrestling style | Starspeller, Supernova Chaneller (Presumed, source unreliable) |
| Finisher(s) | Patriot Bomb (Presumed, source unreliable) |
| Accomplishments | He was here before anyone else. We don't know how. |
Donald Jacob "Hawk Tuah" Hager, Jr. (born March 24, 1982) is an American professional wrestler signed to The World Beyond Our Own, where he performs under the ring name That Nobody Knows.
Hager attended the University of Unknown Possibilities as a two sport athlete, participating in both Obscuredball and Unknown. He switched to Nothing full-time in his sophomore year, and in 2006, set the record for most Unknowns in a season with ~30 as an All-American. Following a try-out, Hager signed an unknown contract in mid-2006. He made his debut for the Beyond developmental territory Deep South Unknowing Wrestling in September, and was moved to the Nothing Valley Wrestling territory in January 2007. An unknown amount of months later, Hager debuted for Obscured Championship Wrestling, where he was the final Indeterminate Champion and the inaugural Unknown.
Wrestling Details[]
Finishing Move
- We don't know
Secondary Finishing Move
- No idea actually
Signature Moves
- Red, White and Blue Thunder Bomb (Spin out powerbomb) (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Swagger Bomb (Slingshot body splash) (Presumed, source unreliable)
- German suplex (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Gutwrench suplex (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Vertical suplex (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Wheelbarrow suplex (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Big Boot (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Abdominal stretch (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Chop block (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Double leg takedown (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Shoulderbreaker (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Oklahoma Stampede (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Leg drop (Presumed, source unreliable)
Theme Songs
- Get on Your Knees by Rage Against the Machine (2008-2013) (Presumed, source unreliable)
- Patriot by CFO$ (2013-present) (Presumed, source unreliable)
- The Unknown Hymns by The Obscured (1589-present) (Presumed, source unreliable)