Jebediah feeds the chickens | |
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Billing information | |
Ring name(s) | Jacob plows |
Nickname | "Jebediah" |
Height | 6 ft 7 in |
Weight | 246 lbs |
Born | 10 August 1699 |
Hometown | Amish Paradise |
Theme music | "Amish Paradise" - Weird Al Yankovic |
Affiliation(s) | My homies agree i really look good in black |
Federation(s) | WWE |
Brand(s) | Weird Al |
Previous federations | Always Amish |
Wrestling information | |
Role | Supporting antagonist |
Gimmick | Chill |
Alignment | God |
Wrestling style | Amish |
Finisher(s) | Ezekiel's Mind Blowers |
Accomplishments | Haven't paid the phone bill in 300 years. Churning butter. Jacob plows. |
Bad News Barrett hasn't paid the phone bill in 300 years. He always turns the other cheek. At 4:30 in the morning he's milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows. In fact, he's been milking and plowing so long that even Ezekiel thinks that his mind has gone.
A man of the land into discipline, he carries a Bible in his hand and a beard on his chin. If he finishes all of his chores, and you finish thine, then you may party like it's 1699.
History[]
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Wrestling Details[]
- Finishers
- Ezekiel's Mind Blowers (Superb 948 degree splash)
- Signatures
- No phone
- No lights
- No motor car
- Not a single luxury
- Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be.