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Jebediah feeds the chickens
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Billing information
Ring name(s) Jacob plows
Nickname "Jebediah"
Height 6 ft 7 in
Weight 246 lbs
Born 10 August 1699
Hometown Amish Paradise
Theme music "Amish Paradise" - Weird Al Yankovic
Affiliation(s) My homies agree i really look good in black
Federation(s) WWE
Brand(s) Weird Al
Previous federations Always Amish
Wrestling information
Role Supporting antagonist
Gimmick Chill
Alignment God
Wrestling style Amish
Finisher(s) Ezekiel's Mind Blowers
Accomplishments Haven't paid the phone bill in 300 years. Churning butter. Jacob plows.

Bad News Barrett hasn't paid the phone bill in 300 years. He always turns the other cheek. At 4:30 in the morning he's milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows. In fact, he's been milking and plowing so long that even Ezekiel thinks that his mind has gone.

A man of the land into discipline, he carries a Bible in his hand and a beard on his chin. If he finishes all of his chores, and you finish thine, then you may party like it's 1699.

History[]

The Amish (/ˈɑːmɪʃ/; Pennsylvania German: Amisch; German: Amische), formally the Old Order Amish, are a group of traditionalist Anabaptist Christian church fellowships with Swiss and Alsatian origins. As they maintain a degree of separation from surrounding populations, and hold their faith in common, the Amish have been described by certain scholars as an ethnoreligious group, combining features of an ethnicity and a Christian denomination. The Amish are closely related to Old Order Mennonites and Conservative Mennonites—denominations that are also a part of Anabaptist Christianity. The Amish are known for simple living, plain dress, Christian pacifism, and slowness to adopt many conveniences of modern technology, with a view neither to interrupt family time, nor replace face-to-face conversations whenever possible, and a view to maintain self-sufficiency. The Amish value rural life, manual labor, humility and Gelassenheit (submission to God's will).[]

Wrestling Details[]

  • Finishers
    • Ezekiel's Mind Blowers (Superb 948 degree splash)
  • Signatures
    • No phone
    • No lights
    • No motor car
    • Not a single luxury
    • Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be.